ぽっちゃりプルプルカンフー女王！

Chinese "Martial Arts" are maybe the LARP-iest and least useful of all combat sports… it's always tragi-comic to hear people say they want to go "train Kung Fu with the Shaolin monks"; I never know what to say without being cruel so you usually just smile and nod. pic.twitter.com/3GdT01e7qj

— Melian Refugee (@escapefrommelos) February 2, 2026